I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST
i hate self identified “nerds” because they give their cats shit names like Sherlock, or Katniss, instead of proper cat names like Weed, or Dirt Man, or 2018 Ford F-150 Supercrew
there have been 2 distinct types of responses in the tags of this post that I would like to address
1. A Human name is a good cat name so long as it is a very common and boring one, ex. “what the fuck sharon why did you step in my cereal you’re so fucking fat”
2. If you give your actual real life pet cat a Warrior Cats name im afraid of your raw power
Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.
